Ask the Cartoony Phantom
Is there such a thing as absolute truth?
Anonymous

Phantom: I’m not quite sure.

Hello there! I'm The Doctor!
Anonymous

Phantom: Nice to meet you…

Have you went to travel to the 1870's with the doctor from doctor who ?
Anonymous

Phantom: Hmmm… No, I don’t recall meeting him.

Why are all these people asking you if you like Elsa? What is this, grade school? *rolls eyes at the immaturity*
Anonymous

Phantom: I know, right? Like, WHY

*bows slightly, smiling* I thank you for your praise, though my accomplishments in art pale in comparison to yours. I do have a tendency towards poetic language--I enjoy crafting with words, yet I know they are humble efforts. *shakes head* Enough about me, though. I see that in praising me, you have neglected to answer my question, and I am very curious to hear your response.
Anonymous

Phantom: I read the poetic way you described the world and I feel the same way about it.

do you about yoai ?
Anonymous

Phantom: Yes. Not that interested in it.

*kisses on the cheek and runs away*
Anonymous

Phantom: BLEAHRGHGEHAGH

Do you believe that every cloud has a silver lining? Or that life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain?
Anonymous

Phantom: Now you’re speaking like a true artist. And that’s something to be proud of.

[[ But in all seriousness, that sounds SO PRETTY AAAAA ]]

Do you think the way that sunlight falls on trees and makes the edges of leaves turn golden/silver is pretty?
Anonymous

Phantom: Well, that’s a pleasant way to put it.

What do you think of Jareth, the Goblin King?
Anonymous

Phantom: Okay WHAT EVEN

I’M A MUSICALLY-TALENTED OUTCAST SHUT-IN LIVING UNDER AN OPERA HOUSE DO YOU THINK I GET OUT MUCH-

*ahem* I mean, I don’t know who that is.